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PRINT "The user of this program. I wanted to tell you..."
PRINT "YOU'RE FIRED FROM YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
PRINT "And you will have to live in the streets! Begging for money from me so I can just laugh at your face and stomp on you! Bwa ha ha!!!:)"
INPUT "Tell me how much money you get a week.", y$
PRINT "HA! I make $1,000,000,000,000 a week!!!"
PRINT "Please hold."
PRINT "Thank you. I just found out that "; y$; " is less than the stupidest man on Earth's salary!"
INPUT "What do you have to say for yourself?", r$
PRINT "Right now I am sending my opinion about your rankings on the NET!"
PRINT "Oh no!! It's mom! Oh wait! It's just my aunt!"
PRINT "Hey! What's wrong with the comp-"
PRINT "YOU WILL BUY QUICKEN. QUICKEN WILL MAKE YOU IMMORTAL. THE ROOM IS STARTING TO SLANT. YOU WALK TO THE NEAREST SOFTWARE STORE AND IMMEDIETLY BUY A QICKEN SOFTWARE PRODUCT. THEN YOU SUDDENLY START SENDING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO THE MANUFACTURERS.YES,"
PRINT "YOU DO."
PRINT "Well as I was saying, "