CLS
10 : INPUT "Type in your age.", r%
IF r% > 50 THEN GOTO 20
IF r% >= 0 AND r% < 3 THEN GOTO 30
IF r% < 10 AND r% >= 3 THEN GOTO 40
IF r% > 10 AND r% < 50 THEN GOTO 50
20 : PRINT "Hey Grandpa! How 'bout givin' us some of that grey mustache of your's! We wanna use in order to-WHAT?! Eeew! Don't look now but Grandma's showing us her hair!"
END
30 : PRINT "Hey why'er you cryin' like a little bagby? Oh, because you are one! HA HA!"
END
40 : PRINT "Heya preschooler! Whatya doin'? Uh-oh it looks like preschooler Tommy wants     a snack! Well ya can't have it! Nya nya! HA HA!"
END
50 : PRINT "Uh-oh, it looks like Mr.Snowman wants to push us around! Ever here the one about the mad couch? Somebody's couch went mad so they had to hammer it off. Look! He's doubled over with laughter! We win!"
END